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Children have just one job in life. Between birth and the age of 21 they have to concentrate mainly on just one thing - stroke collecting.
In this context a stroke is anything that is positive and life-affirming. It could be a smile, the fact that someone remembers their name, a trip to the seaside, a [...]

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17 Holiday Lessons

I originally posted this over a year ago, but decided it was time to give it another whirl …
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These are the important lessons I learned on a recent holiday trip abroad:
1. However much time you allow yourself to get to the airport in good time, it will never be enough to account for the civil [...]

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Knickers In A Twist

At the risk of being considered a pervert or a sexual deviant, I need to write about knickers (or panties, as my American cousins would apparently call them).
Sue Relf, from Broadstairs, Kent, went into the local Asda store and bought some underwear for her seven year old granddaughter.  When she got the garments home home [...]

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Age Not Size Matters

It’s now official. It’s age rather than size that matters. And toy boys are bad for the birth rate.
An analysis of over 10,000 randomly selected Swedish men and women born between 1945 and 1955 has revealed that couples produce most children where the man is older than the woman.

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